Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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