He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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