Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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