The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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