Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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