it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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