if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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