So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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