not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
only you would photoshop your dick
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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