people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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