Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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