so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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