Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
