What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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