just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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