When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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