can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Randomize
