hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this just has baby written all over it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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