Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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