The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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