My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Randomize
