that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I have surprise drugs for everyone
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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