the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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