I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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