fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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