she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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