Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
