Where are you?
In a non slutty way
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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