I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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