He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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