so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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