tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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