I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
