If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
