I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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