3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's blow job season.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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