Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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