Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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