"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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