I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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