when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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