We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
