Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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