I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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