I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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