Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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