She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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