Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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