He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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