her vagine was all disorganized.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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