there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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